Wanna get a room?

Posted on: February 3, 2012

The above can be a make-or-break question for some lovers, or a rhetorical one for others. But, getting a room to culminate Valentine’s day is necessary. If not prepared, a “yes” answer can lead to wasted time of city searching for a suitable place to spend the night. Fear not my blog readers! Here are some well established places where you can end your night sexually romantically.

The Snooty Fox 

The Snooty Fox has a couple of locations in the Los Angeles Area. Both are similar to one another with their trashy  unique personality and are landscaped with beautiful California palm trees. Once you get passed the faint smell of used K-Y, you will notice fairly clean rooms and plenty of off-white towels. At under $45 dollars for a night, and $12 dollars hourly, the Snooty Fox is perfect for those planning love on a budget.


Mirrors on the ceiling and walls

Tourists from all around come to visit the Fox

Baldwin Hills Motor Inn

A local favorite of mine many, the Baldwin Hills Motor Inn is the Snooty Fox’s little brother, and is located off the busy intersection of La Brea and Jefferson. Surrounded by Popeye’s Chicken and Jack N The Box, this Inn has all the amenities cheap motel goers need. If you are feeling extra frisky,  walk outside to La Brea Ave and  shop among the several street walkers in order to find  a trois member for your night. I personally recommend LaQuisha or  Brandy, former known as Brandon.

The Snooty Fox's little brother

No monkey business here

You get what you pay for

The Mustang Inn

Yee-Haw! Located directly across the street from the Snooty Fox, the Mustang Inn is not just for cowboys and cowgirls. Aside from the local Western Ave patrons, this establishment is often  frequented by cheating businessmen meeting their young secretaries or by off-duty police officers looking to have a good time. I don’t know about you but, any place good enough for businessmen and the po-po’s is good enough for me.  For $80 a night or $25 per hour you can even get a room with a heart shaped tub.

Right across from the Snooty Fox

Mirror, mirror on the wall...and ceiling

accessories sold separately

For those of you who rely on a little more than what your momma gives you for your weekly for allowance, try out these venues.

Madonna Inn

The Madonna Inn is well worth the 3.5 hour drive to San Luis Obispo. With a 4 out of 5 star rating on Yelp, this establishment is perfect for any Lover’s taste. The Madonna Inn specializes in themed rooms with every room providing a different experience.  Rooms rates go around $200 to $500 per night. If staying more than than one night I would suggest booking different rooms for each night. Use your imagination.

The famous rock shower


French suite

Jungle Room

Lucky Rock Room

Celestial Room

Bubblegum Room

Farmer’s Daughter Hotel

Located right across the street from the Grove shopping center, the Farmer’s Daughter Hotel is one of West Hollywood’s best kept secret. The farm themed hotel with is not cheap with an average price of around $190 per night. But, what separates this boutique hotel from the others mentioned above is its combination of cleanliness, location, and it’s restaurant “Tart”.

Ceiling mirror

Rock the night away

"Don't ask, don't tell" room

4 Responses to "Wanna get a room?"

Hilarious! If I ever come to LA, I’m definitely staying at the Snooty Fox!!!

Yes, it’s definitely a must stay

My my, someone went all out on the research for this piece! Keeping it classy–as usual. 🙂

Well, some one had to do the market research

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